romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

(via im-better-0ff-this-way)

— 1 day ago with 37592 notes
peterick:

Pete says what we’re all thinking

peterick:

Pete says what we’re all thinking

(Source: peterick, via gaskgarth)

— 1 day ago with 9598 notes

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

(via officah-peppahcorn)

— 5 days ago with 203045 notes
the-sky-under-th3-sea:

pierce—the—vagina:

remembering-sunday-at-soundwave:

maydaywithsirens:

this makes me have so many questions…

Vic trying so hard to be a spanish dancer 

There are so many unanswered questions…..

the-sky-under-th3-sea:

pierce—the—vagina:

remembering-sunday-at-soundwave:

maydaywithsirens:

this makes me have so many questions…

Vic trying so hard to be a spanish dancer 

There are so many unanswered questions…..

(Source: six-meths-daily, via defendrockandroll)

— 5 days ago with 7055 notes

siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

animalsforpresident:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

(via officah-peppahcorn)

— 5 days ago with 134332 notes

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

(via officah-peppahcorn)

— 5 days ago with 48397 notes

some Alex & Jack (Spring Fever Tour) - pictures by Adam Elmakias

(Source: obsynity, via defendrockandroll)

— 5 days ago with 1669 notes